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mateus lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
27 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Messi really let Madrid get away with 3 just so Bartomeu could fuck off... My GOAT out there playing 4D chess β
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Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
It's Friday BITCH you know what that means
Dinner w the family
Board games with the squad
Diet Soda
Wholesome movie
Bed at 9:30
Dinner w the family
Board games with the squad
Diet Soda
Wholesome movie
Bed at 9:30
Retweet of status by @JHOVASTHCCNESS
25 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's Friday BITCH you know what that means
πDinner w the family
πBoard games with the squad
πDiet Soda
πWholesome movie
πBed at 9:30
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Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
I'm crying pic.twitter.com/HwOEtBnKvE
Retweet of status by @CauseWereGuys
01 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm cryingπ https://t.co/HwOEtBnKvE
Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
ONLY THE TRUE HOMIES FROM TEXAS WILL UNDERSTAND TO USE THIS DURING THE SUMMER NO WHERE ELSE IN THE USA JUST TEXAβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @JHOVASTHCCNESS
31 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ONLY THE TRUE HOMIES FROM TEXAS WILL UNDERSTAND TO USE THIS DURING THE SUMMER ππ» NO WHERE ELSE IN THE USA JUST TEXAβ¦ https://t.co/WOJEY67KOw
Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
when your friends keep watching you during a class presentation pic.twitter.com/RApA78zPOH
Retweet of status by @TakingFiveHQ
24 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when your friends keep watching you during a class presentation ππ https://t.co/RApA78zPOH
Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
student athlete: I stay hungry
Grandma: Hungry? No one goes hungry in my house this batch fresh flour to sugar ratio 3:1
Grandma: Hungry? No one goes hungry in my house this batch fresh flour to sugar ratio 3:1
Retweet of status by @BlackSBayless
11 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote student athlete: I stay hungryπͺπΌπ
Grandma: Hungry?π€ No one π
πΌ goes hungry in my π΅π» house π‘ this batch fresh πͺflour to sugar ratio 3:1 ππΌππΌ
Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
A monkey brawling with a human? Now I really have seen everything pic.twitter.com/bjRYZCmhUA
Retweet of status by @CauseWereGuys
27 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A monkey brawling with a human? Now I really have seen everything π https://t.co/bjRYZCmhUA
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Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
Lmao this black guy laying on the ground pretending to be his shadow pic.twitter.com/Zm1XmJtyr9
Retweet of status by @Manstagram_
02 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lmao this black guy laying on the ground pretending to be his shadowπ http://t.co/Zm1XmJtyr9
Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
The next generation of teenagers already teenagers pic.twitter.com/tTTlHDfbPl
Retweet of status by @30SecKnockouts
16 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The next generation of teenagers already teenagers π http://t.co/tTTlHDfbPl
Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
Foi dormi bjaoo
Retweet of status by @Ramonpjll
24 Feb 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Foi dormi bjaoo πππ
Mateus Lacerda
@Lacerdamateush
For every retweet this gets, Pedigree will donate one bowl of dog food to dogs in need! #tweetforbowls pic.twitter.com/g9YIggA8oK
Retweet of status by @CuteOverloads
16 Feb 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For every retweet this gets, Pedigree will donate one bowl of dog food to dogs in need! π #tweetforbowls http://t.co/g9YIggA8oK
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ