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Lauren
@LaurenAKA
@realDonaldTrump And you're NOT EVEN CRAPPING BRICKS, ARE YOU? tick tock tick tock tick tock......
Retweet of status by @bill_wimmer
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Lauren
@LaurenAKA
@fellow21_kyle You need this so I can stop nail stabbing you! twitter.com/damnleezy/statβ¦
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Lauren
@LaurenAKA
My boyfriend looks like the love child of John Krasinski and Zac Efron... #IllTakeIt
Lauren
@LaurenAKA
When you weigh yourself and you're like, "At least 10 lbs of that has to be my boobs..."
Lauren
@LaurenAKA
When I was blonde I had a thing for blonde chicks. Now that I'm a redhead I have a thing for redheads... Does this make me a narcissist?
Lauren
@LaurenAKA
Yes, Demi Lovato, you are my body type. I want you on me.
Lauren
@LaurenAKA
The more that I see these bright color hair trends the more anxious I am to do it.
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Lauren
@LaurenAKA
I go to Walgreens for THREE THINGS and walk out having spent $63.
Lauren
@LaurenAKA
I tell my mom I have high blood pressure and she jumps on her iPhone and starts trying to diagnose me.
Lauren
@LaurenAKA
I like things complicated. Because if things are simple they are often boring.
Lauren
@LaurenAKA
Woke up thinking today was Friday.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
