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Lawkward Lady
@LawkwardLady
Heard someone enter the office so went to shut my door and it squeaked so loudly it echoed
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Lawkward Lady
@LawkwardLady
Happy Motherβs Day to all the fur mommies out there! Your fur babies would be lost without you
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Lawkward Lady
@LawkwardLady
Client: I want to leave all my assets for the benefit of my 8 cats.
Me: Do you want to call it The Cat Lady Trust?
Client:
Me: Do you want to call it The Cat Lady Trust?
Client:
Lawkward Lady
@LawkwardLady
A client emailed asking if I knew what my boss was talking about in a meeting he had with her 2 years ago that I wasnβt part of...
Lawkward Lady
@LawkwardLady
Dr.: What do you do for exercise?
Me: Like brain exercises? I work ALL the time and do sudoku.
Dr.: ...working out. You're body.
Me:
Me: Like brain exercises? I work ALL the time and do sudoku.
Dr.: ...working out. You're body.
Me:
Lawkward Lady
@LawkwardLady
Surprised boyfriend's dad for his birthday. Bf gave him a check to help him out.
Bf's dad: Use this money to buy her a ring!
Me:
Bf's dad: Use this money to buy her a ring!
Me:
Lawkward Lady
@LawkwardLady
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Lawkward Lady
@LawkwardLady
Bridal Shop Worker: Do you work nearby?
Me: Yes at a law firm.
BSW: Like as a receptionist or secretary?
Me: No I'm a lawyer.
BSW: Oh!
Me: Yes at a law firm.
BSW: Like as a receptionist or secretary?
Me: No I'm a lawyer.
BSW: Oh!
Lawkward the Elf
@LawkwardLady
What if we all stayed home from work so we could marathon Christmas movies and get in the holiday spirit?? Just an idea...
Lawkward the Elf
@LawkwardLady
@LawkwardLady hence why I've currently surrounded myself with chocolate-covered potato chips and wine. I me.
Lawkward the Elf
@LawkwardLady
Sleeping in a bed with someone other than my boyfriend and I'm terrified I'll wake up inappropriately touching my bedmate
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
