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Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
Portland Antifa is selling Ice Cream at the protest to help fight capitalism. pic.twitter.com/5DxmhfIXQu
Retweet of status by @BevHillsAntifa
04 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Portland Antifa is selling Ice Cream at the protest to help fight capitalism.β https://t.co/5DxmhfIXQu
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Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
@thejenlife @katesquire What if God *is* a dog?
03 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @thejenlife @katesquire What if God *is* a dog? π€
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Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
@TheJakeBarnes @FeFiFoFamby Mmmmm ... cheeseburgers
21 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @TheJakeBarnes @FeFiFoFamby Mmmmm ... cheeseburgers ππ
Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
When you realize your new client is someone you previously blocked on twitter
23 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you realize your new client is someone you previously blocked on twitter π
Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
#IfIWasACat Id be like @LawyerCat_ . Β pic.twitter.com/kxN78RYh1v
Retweet of status by @JonesLawLLC
10 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #IfIWasACat Id be like @LawyerCat_ . π±Β π https://t.co/kxN78RYh1v
Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
@zebsicle I have a female friend who (in all seriousness) only dates professional athletes. Lots of and , but seems like sad life tbh.
01 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @zebsicle I have a female friend who (in all seriousness) only dates professional athletes. Lots of π₯ and π©, but seems like sad life tbh.
Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
05 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ all taxi companies, want to know why people prefer uber? Cab driver just charged me $4 "suitcase handling fee." π‘
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Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
The election is over, and the people have spoken:
Die Hard is the Best Christmas Movie Ever
Die Hard is the Best Christmas Movie Ever
18 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The election is over, and the people have spoken:
Die Hard is the Best Christmas Movie Everβ’
Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
@angelascully some bro prob knocked it over while flexing
27 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @angelascully some bro prob knocked it over while flexing πͺπΌ
Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
The high school football coach who never punts: 53eig.ht/1P76oyd
Retweet of status by @FiveThirtyEight
29 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π₯ The high school football coach who never punts: https://t.co/6NvMV721Es
Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
Just found a guy who had listed his Call of Duty level in his Tinder profile.
Retweet of status by @lawandloubs
21 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just found a guy who had listed his Call of Duty level in his Tinder profile. π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ