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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
2 of my mates got engaged today and then thereβs me telling a cyclist Iβll bobsleigh his mums coffin down the M62
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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
This guy keeps chatting with two failed tests you had no chance of fighting lad
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When your menstrual cycles overβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
Last job of the year done, merry Christmas and happy new year bathroom shaggers pic.twitter.com/n4To8QKSB2
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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
New week, new goals, new mindset. Letβs go
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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
Do you know how mint it is having twin daughters swear to god theyβve got my heart like no one ever will
Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
imagine my face when i walked over to a fire pit with a log and a 8 year old said βdamn boy he thickβ
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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
Youβve got to have a different level of horny if youβre trying to chat madness to a girl on LinkedIn
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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
@KtsUchiha @LeeShawcross70 We been given proper white man names
Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
Loaded Fries pic.twitter.com/X0u470ayFS
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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
When you add 4 crates of fosters into the co op meal deal and get away with it its the little Ws for me
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Lee Shawcross
@LeeShawcross70
Told her I had a bird named Barbara messing and now the school reckon Iβm shagging a dinner lady or stn
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
