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Lena ✨
@Lena_Colada
Sometimes I'm a dumb bitch. Sometimes I'm a boss bitch. But most of the time I'm a sad bitch.
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Lena ✨
@Lena_Colada
So how would I go about selling feet pics for money? Asking for myself
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Lena ✨
@Lena_Colada
I hate this feeling of being stuck in a rut
Retweet of status by @soypumpkinlatte
Lena ✨
@Lena_Colada
I love my husband and all, but hypothetically if Edward Cullen showed up and asked me to marry him, I wouldn’t decline
Lena ✨
@Lena_Colada
Wow you know you’re a mom when the center piece on your coffee table is diapers and wipes
Retweet of status by @_sassshley
Lena ✨
@Lena_Colada
My daughter and I were both napping and as soon as my husband left she woke up and won’t stop crying so that’s fucking great
Lena ✨
@Lena_Colada
I love my daughter so much it’s overwhelming. No one will ever understand
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@Lena_Colada
Joe Jonas getting married in Vegas with ring pops is cuter than nick’s million dollar weddings
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@Lena_Colada
if you don’t vaccinate your kids there is a 100% chance that your kids will NEVER meet mine. don’t @ me. i said what i said.
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Lena ✨
@Lena_Colada
Them sex flashbacks be somethin else
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
