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Michael Le
@Levenchy
When your mate @Truongnt_ who is notoriously known for being lazy is up-to-date with all his lectures and you're 6 weeks behind LMAO ...
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Michael Le
@Levenchy
I gotta stop eating so much junk food but I can't stop myself
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Michael Le
@Levenchy
...personally tell the placement co-ordinator. Then some plot twist happens and I get placed in Bendigo.
Michael Le
@Levenchy
This year I vow to buy the perfect camel coat and leather jacket for winter.
Michael Le
@Levenchy
When you go to a restaurant and the food is so shit like I could have stayed home and ate shitty food and not paid for it.
Michael Le
@Levenchy
Lmao when someone owes you $600 but you don't want to ask for it back because it sounds like you're poor and desperate (which I am)
Michael Le
@Levenchy
Me: "What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?"
Eliah: "If I have enough money to buy you donuts."
LMAOO HAHAHAHAHAHA
Eliah: "If I have enough money to buy you donuts."
LMAOO HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Michael Le
@Levenchy
But seriously... People who make plans.
Michael Le
@Levenchy
Me: "I think it's weird that I have no gay friends."
Eliah: "Only gay friend you need is me. You don't need to talk to any other gay guy."
Eliah: "Only gay friend you need is me. You don't need to talk to any other gay guy."
Michael Le
@Levenchy
I can literally cut a piece of kidney, a liver even a placenta at less than 1mm thin but I can't park a car.
Michael Le
@Levenchy
Why is my ass like a bรกnh xรจo, honestly it's so tragic.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
