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corn dog
@Lexijaws
It's embarrassing how quickly people get on my Snapchat best friends list. We could have one convo & then you'll be my best friend
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corn dog
@Lexijaws
what you blow out of your nose into a tissue when you're sick, i cough out of my lungs i'm disgusted
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corn dog
@Lexijaws
i have reached my breaking point. wake me up when it's 2017.
corn dog
@Lexijaws
wow, first Carrie Fischer and now her mother, Debbie Reynolds has passed. so sad!
corn dog
@Lexijaws
had the best dream that my family & boyfriend (nonexistent) took this amazing trip to Paris ... wow
corn dog
@Lexijaws
"i remember when i was still a virgin and i went to get tested for AIDS" omfg
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corn dog
@Lexijaws
@maxklinghammer I said this yesterday. our minds are connected
corn dog
@Lexijaws
PSA: OLIVE GARDEN DELIVERS NOW
corn dog
@Lexijaws
All of my friends have a friend they prefer over the rest & I've never been the preferred friend
Retweet of status by @edaponte7
corn dog
@Lexijaws
everything I eat goes to my ass
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
