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@LifeThrewLemons
@PetrickSara I love that so much
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@LifeThrewLemons
@snarkymomtobe Oh God I'm so sorry
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โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
@scretladyspider In the same breath they'll joke about how that toddler is "flirting"
โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
@OhioMomoftwo I love this so much
โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
My three year old started fighting bedtime HARD so we:
pushed bed time back
eliminated screen time
adjusted napโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
pushed bed time back
eliminated screen time
adjusted napโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
Sorry but my 11 year old wants to save up his money to buy a gaming PC he actually said HIS money
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โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
Second vaccine administered
Iโve heard this one is a little harder on the body than the first, but itโs worth itโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Iโve heard this one is a little harder on the body than the first, but itโs worth itโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
Sooo...parent Twitter, are we all just Nick Fury? pic.twitter.com/GlaIuix4Kj
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โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
Me: 4, say nice things to me.
4: You are so pretty. And great. And love full. And you probably won't get killed soon.
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4: You are so pretty. And great. And love full. And you probably won't get killed soon.
Me:
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โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
I AM THE MOST EASYGOING MOTHER YOUโLL EVER MEET! EVERYONE SAYS SO!
This claim is disputed by her husband and children
This claim is disputed by her husband and children
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โNew-ish Mom๐ท
@LifeThrewLemons
Annual reminder that those of us who are parents donโt get an extra hour of sleep. We get an extra hour of Sunday morning with kids.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
