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alyssa
@Lissy_Marie
@nicolemule well I want a French bulldog, and they're like 3 grand.
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alyssa
@Lissy_Marie
Laundry and that's only his! pic.twitter.com/3mdHSKjIle
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alyssa
@Lissy_Marie
I never want to stop waitressing. Like, ever. #sorrynotsorry #imrichbitch
alyssa
@Lissy_Marie
Breakfast for dinner
alyssa
@Lissy_Marie
“@jesbicknell: I'll start drinking now” hating my life...I'm an idiot. Why am I not coming? What a little bitch.
alyssa
@Lissy_Marie
Yesterday the doctor asked me how my implants were coming along. I told her they're mine and they're real and she thought I was lying.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
