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@LittleChameleon
Her: They're taking our jobs! I need to earn a living!
Me: Well, there's some retail downtown that you could...
Her: Oh. Um, no thanks.
Me: Well, there's some retail downtown that you could...
Her: Oh. Um, no thanks.
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@LittleChameleon
Getting really tired of you fucks not appreciating my majesty
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Beca
@LittleChameleon
Been a hell of a week so far.....when is it gonna end?
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Beca
@LittleChameleon
ME: What's so bad about decorating a grave?
COP: No, I said DESECRATING. You're under arrest.
ME: But... Nana looks so great BeDazzled.
COP: No, I said DESECRATING. You're under arrest.
ME: But... Nana looks so great BeDazzled.
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Beca
@LittleChameleon
Watch Simonβs Cat BRAND NEW guide to Cat Yoga!
Which one is your cat's favourite pose?! pic.twitter.com/EVb8vJG4ic
Which one is your cat's favourite pose?! pic.twitter.com/EVb8vJG4ic
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Beca
@LittleChameleon
Intellectual is savage and savage is sexy. Take note.
Also dork shirts.
Also dork shirts.
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Beca
@LittleChameleon
Had to share this!! pic.twitter.com/JfblULuzov
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Beca
@LittleChameleon
@surlytart I have missed you
Beca
@LittleChameleon
You're funny, but not funny.
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Beca
@LittleChameleon
I can tell I'm ovulating because I keep fighting the urge to throw my stapler at rude customers, have a blessed day everyone!
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
