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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
It’s become second nature to read A as “I”
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
@paigebabe_ Couldn’t have said it better
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
Wanting the type of love that Chip and Joanna Gaines have for each other
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
@LizCottrell_ really is my best friend and I'm so thankful I can go to her about anything anytime any place
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
Anytime I'm too drunk I just drink a raw egg and I instantly puke so then I watch these body builders do it and I'm like ???? How
Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
The concert will be cool and all tomorrow but honestly I'm more excited to be back with my best friend @LizCottrell_ @jakeowen
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
My mom shut my phone off so I went out and bought an iPhone 7 plus
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
in the movie Zootopia the DMV is employed completely by sloths... I've never seen anything more accurate
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
You will get arrested for collecting rainwater and smoking a plant, but as a politician you can rape children and be reelected. With pay.
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
Holy I can't wait to see my bestfriend in less than 12 hours and we are getting our nails done and sushi??? #yassss @LizCottrell_
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Liz Cottrell
@LizCottrell_
I'll be reunited with my bestfriend in 6 days and I'm literally ecstatic @LizCottrell_
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
