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satan
@LizMyster1
THERE ARE BOATS IN THE LAKE. pic.twitter.com/mLlhV3vE1M
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satan
@LizMyster1
I had ONE friggin trick o treater and I have staged skeletons climbing out on my lawn. Meanwhile Verlander keeps pitchin excellent yeesh
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satan
@LizMyster1
meanwhile, "sobriety is overrated" @marentthomas
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Lizzay
@LizMyster1
Letβs just blame global warming on all of the basic girls who caption their sunset instagrams βsummer, plz donβt endβ and call it a day.
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Lizzay
@LizMyster1
school starts tom and i'm already preoccupied cuz i keep typing testiMONEY instead of testimony in my notes
Lizzay
@LizMyster1
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS THIS IS A GOVERNMENT MATTER twitter.com/foxnews/statusβ¦
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Lizzay
@LizMyster1
Sheila (dads gf) did something yesterday I swear I thought I'd never see: grabbed a newspaper and started to read who knew she could!!!!
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Lizzay
@LizMyster1
Brits are so nice despite stereotypes ppl helped w/the tube, no one bothered us while dancing, & guy asked me out cuz he liked my accent
Lizzay
@LizMyster1
also I finished my first year of law school #smartasHAIL so i'm still kind of a big deal
Lizzay
@LizMyster1
it's the greatest day, EARTH DAY!!! if you do one thing today, try to show ur love for earth & - largest secular holiday in the world!
Lizzay
@LizMyster1
Mom at mass "We should have brought a Camelbak with wine."
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
