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lizzy
@Lizztorte
Guess I’m going with the bears today
05 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guess I’m going with the bears today 😬
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lizzy
@Lizztorte
35W better be the Autobahn after all this is said a done Minny people know
Retweet of status by @matt_dumba
04 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 35W better be the Autobahn after all this is said a done 🤦🏽♂️ Minny people know 😂
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lizzy
@Lizztorte
it’s been one year today since this happened. i miss them both @taylorswift13 @Lizztorte pic.twitter.com/JWgoQmtbw4
Retweet of status by @girlandvodka
31 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote it’s been one year today since this happened. i miss them both @taylorswift13 @Lizztorte 💖 https://t.co/JWgoQmtbw4
lizzy
@Lizztorte
It’s goooppppherrrrr game day! @girlandvodka #collegefootballisback pic.twitter.com/1eQeU4uLN5
29 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s goooppppherrrrr game day! @girlandvodka #collegefootballisback 🙌🏼 https://t.co/1eQeU4uLN5
Lizzy
@Lizztorte
“I HEARD YIU WERE DROWNING IN SOME BITCHES” is the best thing that’s happened thus far in bachelor history #thebachelor
07 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “I HEARD YIU WERE DROWNING IN SOME BITCHES” is the best thing that’s happened thus far in bachelor history 😂 #thebachelor
Lizzy
@Lizztorte
Oh damn, never seen that color blue... pic.twitter.com/A5sGogAHZm
Retweet of status by @Starlight_Manna
11 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh damn, never seen that color blue...💙🗳 https://t.co/A5sGogAHZm
Lizzy
@Lizztorte
Solid start. You’re supposed to stop the other team. Let me send a FUCKING TEXT TO THE FUCKING TEAM.
Retweet of status by @NickSwardson
16 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Solid start. 🙄 You’re supposed to stop the other team. Let me send a FUCKING TEXT TO THE FUCKING TEAM.
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Lizzy
@Lizztorte
Thankful @PostMalone did not just die
Retweet of status by @spencerpratt
21 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thankful @PostMalone did not just die 🙏
Lizzy
@Lizztorte
The only people that post “motivational Monday” quotes are the ones who don’t have to go into work
13 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The only people that post “motivational Monday” quotes are the ones who don’t have to go into work 😂
26 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I asked my dog if he’s “being naughty” and @Leatorte yells from the bathroom “what’d I do?” 🤔
Lizzy
@Lizztorte
Just dropped my bagel and my first instinct was to catch it with my legs.. now my black pants are covered in cream cheese
26 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just dropped my bagel and my first instinct was to catch it with my legs.. now my black pants are covered in cream cheese 🙄
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊