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@LonesomeMoe
I mean. I have always hated cardio, but I guess I can give it a try.... pic.twitter.com/wATuiQTE3M
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@LonesomeMoe
Do: Keep FB for family (if you must)
Donβt: Let your family know youβre on Twitter
*I speak from experience #SocialMediaDosAndDonts
Donβt: Let your family know youβre on Twitter
*I speak from experience #SocialMediaDosAndDonts
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@LonesomeMoe
The least you could do is thank her for shaving her butthole for YOU
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Wildfire
@LonesomeMoe
I once used speech to text a client and it text " I'm horny " instead of hungry. Let's just say I'm on her Christmas card list now
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Wildfire
@LonesomeMoe
@shewitsch I think that line was from Hallmark
Wildfire
@LonesomeMoe
the greatest friends are those who see the light within you and gently push you to reach your full potential
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@LonesomeMoe
Fridge . @TheBudKnight . Bud Light . Weβre all set for the @Browns Victory Fridge chains to drop in Cleveland. pic.twitter.com/OD1tJ2E5IH
Chris P. Bacon
@LonesomeMoe
Slap my ass and tell me I did a good job after you fuck me
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Chris P. Bacon
@LonesomeMoe
Vegan Friend: you don't need meat!!!!
Me:
Me:
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Chris P. Bacon
@LonesomeMoe
Or don't stir boiling pasta vigorously and get burned. That shit hurts and I'm crying twitter.com/WineMummy/statβ¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
