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Phillip Γndis
@LosMayor
This shit got me dead af bro pic.twitter.com/mVAyIDU0QO
Retweet of status by @_jesseelise
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Phillip Γndis
@LosMayor
In other news.. I should have some white girls number.
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Miguel
@LosMayor
The seamstress I go to just texted to tell me she's back in town..
Miguel
@LosMayor
All praise to He who sits on high! http://t.co/SZ2cUQznce
Miguel
@LosMayor
@AceOf13DucKX What if you never deactivated it?
Miguel
@LosMayor
I wonder if this fine ass white girl will take me home.. Or maybe the ugly one..
Miguel
@LosMayor
Any non-overweight females having a body party in BR they wanna invite me to?
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Carlos Jr.
@LosMayor
On a side note.. This Jamaican in my training class has no f*cks to give! Walked in class over an hour late and spoke LOUD.
Carlos Jr.
@LosMayor
Praying that this works out! Thank you God for the opportunity!
Carlos Jr.
@LosMayor
"I need that. I want that. I'm bout that. What's happenin?"
Carlos Jr.
@LosMayor
@JeneeJaye it's ok! When the weekend comes..
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
