23.
Stabbatha Christy
@LoveNLunchmeat
Them: Ooh, I bet that tweet was for me.
Yeah. Because fuckshovels are in short supply on Twitter
Yeah. Because fuckshovels are in short supply on Twitter
Retweet of status by @MsSkarsgaard
24.
Stabbatha Christy
@LoveNLunchmeat
Dear @TheAlexNevil,
You are one of the finest writers here, and I hope you have a lovely birthday, my friend. โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
You are one of the finest writers here, and I hope you have a lovely birthday, my friend. โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
25.
26.
27.
Stabbatha Christy
@LoveNLunchmeat
Still waiting for gunt Barbie so my body type can be accurately represented
Retweet of status by @LoveNLunchmeat
Stabbatha Christy
@LoveNLunchmeat
My son just said, โPeace on Earth, goodwill to men,โ and shot me in the face with a Nerf gun.
Retweet of status by @MomOnFire
Stabbatha Christy
@LoveNLunchmeat
I've managed to piss off enough people to not get invited to DM rooms anymore
Retweet of status by @Arrogant_Twat
...but wait! There's more!
23.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
