1.
Taylor
@Lovelatto
That moment you don't wash your hands enough after eating chicken wings and you put in contacts.
2.
Taylor
@Lovelatto
Friend: "I feel fat. I haven't worked out since France- except those two times I had sex."
Me: "Don't think sex counts..."
Me: "Don't think sex counts..."
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
