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Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
@leanneevanss I wish!
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Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
Please tell me one of UKIP's policies isn't 'making it legal for men to rape and assault their wife'. Like who would even vote for that?!
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Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
Find it so funny when someone gets told they look like someone famous, and then tries to pose like that person in every photo after that
Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
'My boyfriend said it was ok for me to message you to tell you're beautiful'. Is that normal in relationships now or...?
Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
I don't understand why you'd get back with someone who cheated on you?
Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
Why do I always wake up so early after a night out?!
Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
Surely messaging someone saying 'you're perfect' when you're in a relationship is pretty weird and dodgy? Or am I just overreacting?
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@LukeNWood
Well, my taxi driver was very racist. Think he's in for a big shock when he finds out I have a half brother who's black. Fuck racists
Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
โ@Dimmers1970: @LukeNWood are you friends with my son? Lolโ I hope so!
Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
@edajeladsnirg damn rightttt
Luke Wood
@LukeNWood
@Luce_rosee OI
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
