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luke
@LukeWinstanley
If we get a third wave of covid, I’m blaming football
Retweet of status by @CherylHoleQueen
18 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If we get a third wave of covid, I’m blaming football ☺️☺️☺️☺️
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luke
@LukeWinstanley
I’m defo the only person in the uk who can’t catch a tan just burn like a
Retweet of status by @bethmcgillx
31 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m defo the only person in the uk who can’t catch a tan just burn like a 🍅
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29 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote bitches on Grindr be like "I'm vers" bitch the only verse you know is Nicki's from Monster 😭😭😭
luke
@LukeWinstanley
Sick of defrosting my car every morning, can we have nice weather this summer pls
Retweet of status by @Lilsmelia
09 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sick of defrosting my car every morning, can we have nice weather this summer pls 😴
luke
@LukeWinstanley
Why’s this so true? pic.twitter.com/ZGid410UID
Retweet of status by @kadymcdermottx
25 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why’s this so true?😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZGid410UID
luke
@LukeWinstanley
Hands up if you didn't even realise snapchat was down because you've got no pals to snapchat
Retweet of status by @x_LauraClarke
06 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hands up if you didn't even realise snapchat was down because you've got no pals to snapchat 🙋🏼
luke
@LukeWinstanley
learning to drive was one of the best things that I did
Retweet of status by @tiabinghamx
14 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote learning to drive was one of the best things that I did🚗
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luke
@LukeWinstanley
Think I might hibernate till at least the 1st December now
Retweet of status by @sneenatalie
01 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Think I might hibernate till at least the 1st December now🌚
luke
@LukeWinstanley
Ugh today is one of those days I just want to be over. Literally crying from frustration anxiety and mean people ugh. Going to bed
Retweet of status by @trishapaytas
27 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ugh today is one of those days I just want to be over. Literally crying from frustration anxiety and mean people 😞 ugh. Going to bed
luke
@LukeWinstanley
this has 100% hit the nail on the head for me pic.twitter.com/6lYGSyhkPp
24 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this has 100% hit the nail on the head for me🙌🏼 https://t.co/6lYGSyhkPp
luke
@LukeWinstanley
It costs absolutely nothing to be a decent person
Retweet of status by @sneenatalie
23 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It costs absolutely nothing to be a decent person🌚
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊