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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CONFUSE
EDUCATION WITH INTELLIGENCE...
YOU CAN HAVE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE & STILL BE AN IDIOT!!!
EDUCATION WITH INTELLIGENCE...
YOU CAN HAVE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE & STILL BE AN IDIOT!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
GROWING UP I WAS A PRETTY
GOOD DANCER...
BUT LEMME STEP IN SOME DOG POOP,
I COULD MOONWALK BETTA THAN MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
GOOD DANCER...
BUT LEMME STEP IN SOME DOG POOP,
I COULD MOONWALK BETTA THAN MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
TODAY I PRAY 4 EVERY PERSON THAT SECRETLY LIVES IN PAIN!
MAY GOD LAY HIS HEALING HANDS UPON EACH & EVERY ONE OF US!
#AMEN
MAY GOD LAY HIS HEALING HANDS UPON EACH & EVERY ONE OF US!
#AMEN
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
THIS YEAR I WILL BE BRINGING MY
FAMOUS RECIPE OF
"BAG OF ICE" ๐ง
TO THE
SUMMER COOKOUT!!!
FAMOUS RECIPE OF
"BAG OF ICE" ๐ง
TO THE
SUMMER COOKOUT!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
I DON'T WATCH SOCCER!
IF I WANTED TO
WATCH SOMEBODY
STRUGGLE TO SCORE FOR 90 MINS,
I'D TAKE MY GUY FRIENDS TO THE BAR!!!
IF I WANTED TO
WATCH SOMEBODY
STRUGGLE TO SCORE FOR 90 MINS,
I'D TAKE MY GUY FRIENDS TO THE BAR!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
IS @facebook Or @Twitter RUINING
YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
DIAL:
1-800-LOG-YO-ASS-OFF!!!
YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
DIAL:
1-800-LOG-YO-ASS-OFF!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
A bill collector just called me & said,
"YOUR BILL IS NOW A YEAR OLD"...
I said,
"TELL IT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" & HUNG UP!!!
"YOUR BILL IS NOW A YEAR OLD"...
I said,
"TELL IT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" & HUNG UP!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
APPARENTLY PUTTING ALKA SELTZERS
IN MY MOUTH WHILE GETTING BAPTIZED ย
&
PRETENDING
I'M POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL ISN'T FUNNY!!!
IN MY MOUTH WHILE GETTING BAPTIZED ย
&
PRETENDING
I'M POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL ISN'T FUNNY!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
PLEASE DO NOT WEAR FLIP FLOPS IF YOUR FEET
LK LIKE YOU COULD SWOOP DOWN
OUT OF THE SKY &
SNATCH YOUR DINNER ๏ธ
FROM A LAKE!!!
LK LIKE YOU COULD SWOOP DOWN
OUT OF THE SKY &
SNATCH YOUR DINNER ๏ธ
FROM A LAKE!!!
Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
I CHANGED THE SOUND OF MY ALARM CLOCK
TO HAND CLAPPING SOUNDS...
THAT WAY I GET ALL THE RECOGNITION
I DESERVE WHEN I WAKE UP!!!
TO HAND CLAPPING SOUNDS...
THAT WAY I GET ALL THE RECOGNITION
I DESERVE WHEN I WAKE UP!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY STOP TALKING 2 YOU!
"Don't Trip!"...
Sometimes God will
CUT OFF AN INFECTION 2 KEEP IT FROM SPREADING!!!
"Don't Trip!"...
Sometimes God will
CUT OFF AN INFECTION 2 KEEP IT FROM SPREADING!!!
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
