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Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
Doesn't everyone know not the pour cooking grease down the drain #cooking101 pour it into an empty can, let hβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
Boat snack!
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Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
Marc Kasowitz seems like a nice guy. twitter.com/ProPublica/staβ¦
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Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
YES IT IS
IT'S MORE NECESSARY THAN BONER PILLS twitter.com/StefanMolyneuxβ¦
IT'S MORE NECESSARY THAN BONER PILLS twitter.com/StefanMolyneuxβ¦
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Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
no booty shot, no windswept steamy look, just a badass babe holding a tank above her head. Marketing done right β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
Mathematician Sir Michael Atiyah: "I'm sorry to hear you're standing down." Prince Philip today: "Well, I can't stand up much longer."
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Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
I love my husband, but heβs a morning person and thatβs super annoying.
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@LyssaPearl
@JewelStaite ha! My hydrangea is a pitiful little pile of twigs and dry leaves I donβt know what to do with it.
Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
I SHALL PASS thinkgeek.com/product/jtpk/?β¦ (cc @avatastic @221_Tea)
Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
Dang it. I was hoping my weird uterus issues were over, but I guess not. Being a woman is magical, right?
Alyssa
@LyssaPearl
Perfect. twitter.com/eclecticbrothaβ¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
