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Lyss Khalifa 🍁
@Lyssa_Mariaa
Dear future husband... pic.twitter.com/Twe5G2PWBQ
Retweet of status by @SexFactsOfLife
09 Jun 19
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LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
if ur in a relationship, put urself in ur partners shoes when u do shit, like damn would i like it if they did this to me
Retweet of status by @RealSexNotes
23 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if ur in a relationship, put urself in ur partners shoes when u do shit, like damn would i like it if they did this to me 🤔
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LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
I am:
Single
Married
Divorced
Real fucking sick of hearing about Tom Brady being the GOAT, because h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Single
Married
Divorced
Real fucking sick of hearing about Tom Brady being the GOAT, because h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
04 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I am:
⚪️ Single
⚪️ Married
⚪️ Divorced
🔘 Real fucking sick of hearing about Tom Brady being the GOAT, because h… https://t.co/hJpZ8ltqLE
LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
Karmas a bitch
20 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Karmas a bitch🤷🏼♀️
LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
Well Jacob, most 19 year olds are probably buying juul pods and festival tickets but you do you boi twitter.com/JacobObers/sta…
Retweet of status by @livornooo
21 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well Jacob, most 19 year olds are probably buying juul pods and festival tickets but you do you boi 👏🏻 https://t.co/qpgw22a8vT
LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
I wanna be the dude you drunk text at night!
Retweet of status by @Firedawg1979
17 Nov 18
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LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
ANYWAYSS, I’m cute asf pic.twitter.com/4b2VbHn2RU
10 Nov 18
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LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
About to take myself on vacation and not tell anyone where I’m going so I can have some high quality me time
Retweet of status by @leahmvillagomez
03 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote About to take myself on vacation and not tell anyone where I’m going so I can have some high quality me time 🏖🏔🏕🛳✈️
LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
hocus pocus my life’s a jokus
Retweet of status by @ohhkodyyyyy
23 Oct 18
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LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
PSA: I need constant reassurance on how you feel or I'll automatically think the worst
Retweet of status by @Lauren_Soda
11 Jul 18
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LyssaMariaa™
@Lyssa_Mariaa
y’all can we talk about how HOT my bff is i miss you so much girl (everyone go follow her @Lyssa_Mariaa shes so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @lorilei_louise
09 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote y’all can we talk about how HOT my bff is 😩 i miss you so much girl 💛 (everyone go follow her @Lyssa_Mariaa shes so… https://t.co/jTHNKdNYfh
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊