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Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
Colonizers coming out of the woodwork telling us why we can’t legalize cannabis
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Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
When your parent is complaining about everything and it’s not hitting hard enough so they switch to CHamoru
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Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
Senators’ personal social media all current and updated but not the Legislature’s website, IG or FB
Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
DJ just played my classic Malafunkshun “Chamoru Airlines” Fly Fan Chamoru
Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
“I really want to interview statehood or free association advocates” said no visiting filmmaker ever
Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
“Chamorros are so welcoming and it’s in our culture to be hospitable” unless you’re a white guy who was selected as UOG President
Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
Calling around for Father’s Day options hearing $60 and $70 per person at some places
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Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
When they call ABT an “Agat-related organization”
Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
J Cole could rap the ABCs and you guys would be like that’s
Chris Barnett
@MALAFUNKSHUN
How GovGuam saves money - $100K political employees turning off lights in office to save money
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
