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Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
Fletcher and I collided full speed during football this morning and my knee still isn't right
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Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
Take me back to last weekend right meow pic.twitter.com/8Ss0T6BYO4
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Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
Sooo thankful for Niki for saving Daisi's life while I was crying my eyes out#notgoodincrisises
Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
@callmesheebs @GuyCodes it's actually bring in** the dancing lobsters
Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
My boss needed me to cover last min and she straight up said, "it's slow as anything so just watch Netflix until 3". I think I can manage
Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
Most girls I feel like stare at their face or body in the mirror and here I am with a flashlight trying to look at my tonsils
Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
Half the movies on the 25 days of Christmas lineup aren't even Christmas movies!! Oh and they don't even have Earnest Saves Christmas
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Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again, Cause I've told you once--you son of a bitch--I'm the best there's ever been.
Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
Exactly one month from today we'll be flying off to California for wedding festivities
Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
The army literally just screwed everything up for my sister
Maura Forrestel
@MForrestel
Maybe when we're in CA, fletcher and I can go be on the price is right and win everything
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
