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Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
In Mumbai we don't say "I'll slap you''. Instead, we say "Khopche mein le re isko" & I think that's amazing. twitter.com/gubbarah/statu…
25 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In Mumbai we don't say "I'll slap you''. Instead, we say "Khopche mein le re isko" & I think that's amazing. 😍 https://t.co/DTVf8tIW9O
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Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
Have people on roads not understood the “only one person per two wheeler” rule?
#Unlockdown
#Unlockdown
Retweet of status by @nikifyinglife
06 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Have people on roads not understood the “only one person per two wheeler” rule?
#Unlockdown 😐
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Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
Do the twitter locusts read before they attack? Or they just swamp mindlessly as part of a gang?
Retweet of status by @priyankac19
29 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do the twitter locusts read before they attack? Or they just swamp mindlessly as part of a gang?
🤭
Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
Social distancing
Fresh air
Great workout
It’s a good time to rekindle your love for rides … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fresh air
Great workout
It’s a good time to rekindle your love for rides … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @RujutaDiwekar
18 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Social distancing ✅
Fresh air ✅
Great workout ✅
It’s a good time to rekindle your love for rides 💪🏼… https://t.co/kgqHb1XhVZ
Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
Awesome!! Women with power are often the kindest
She’s also one of the 15 women to be felicitated by… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
She’s also one of the 15 women to be felicitated by… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @RujutaDiwekar
14 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Awesome!! Women with power are often the kindest 💪🏼
She’s also one of the 15 women to be felicitated by… https://t.co/i8mJUUpIDf
Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
Everytime you said YES to health over wealth, you made the right decision
Retweet of status by @RujutaDiwekar
06 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everytime you said YES to health over wealth, you made the right decision 👍🏻💪🏼
Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
Dear Insomnia, we need to break up. I don’t love you anymore.
Retweet of status by @anusehgal
22 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear Insomnia, we need to break up. I don’t love you anymore. 😱
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Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
For all those of you who want weekends off, pls don’t join politics
#MaharashtraPolitics
#MaharashtraPolitics
Retweet of status by @RujutaDiwekar
22 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For all those of you who want weekends off, pls don’t join politics😉
#MaharashtraPolitics
Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
This will make you cry. A Pakistani Muslim expressing his excitement at welcoming an Indian Sikh at #Kartarpur. … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
12 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This will make you cry. A Pakistani Muslim expressing his excitement at welcoming an Indian Sikh at #Kartarpur. ❤️… https://t.co/1ovDQRVZc8
Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
When the PM -
-talks food from the angle of health-economy-ecology good
-asks us to take pride in our local foods… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
-talks food from the angle of health-economy-ecology good
-asks us to take pride in our local foods… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @RujutaDiwekar
01 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the PM -
-talks food from the angle of health-economy-ecology 👍🏻good
-asks us to take pride in our local foods… https://t.co/2XbYXDQRs0
Mohammed Futurewala
@MFuturewala
Man on Mission meeting HeroesToday NSA Sh Ajit Doval met soldiers of Indian Army in Shopian,J&K Union Territory.
H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @MajorPoonia
07 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Man on Mission meeting Heroes🙏Today NSA Sh Ajit Doval met soldiers of Indian Army in Shopian,J&K Union Territory.
H… https://t.co/4CfNsJDmfZ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊