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Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
The tired my body is tired-ing today is really on a whole other level
Retweet of status by @aishaochwada
11 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The tired my body is tired-ing today is really on a whole other level π
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Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
Sperm production week is here...Tumeni care package pic.twitter.com/b7ml84D0kN
Retweet of status by @Itiswinny
30 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sperm production week is here...Tumeni care packageπ₯Ί https://t.co/b7ml84D0kN
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Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
28 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote who got STDs? I need you to fuck someone for me π€«π
Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
Tried to break up with my boyfriend yesterday and he declined. Thank God aybo what was I thinking. Imagine if he agreed, bengzofa
Retweet of status by @MazikodeThah
25 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tried to break up with my boyfriend yesterday and he declined. Thank God aybo what was I thinking. Imagine if he agreed, bengzofaπ€
Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
Not your ordinary wakili Congratulations to meee pic.twitter.com/hL2TSO8bLb
Retweet of status by @MKiambati
17 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Not your ordinary wakili π₯³π Congratulations to meee https://t.co/hL2TSO8bLb
Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
if you saw me last night, i didnβt see you pic.twitter.com/Ado88jFHDP
Retweet of status by @sanaipeish
14 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if you saw me last night, i didnβt see youππ₯΄ https://t.co/Ado88jFHDP
Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
Just a friendly reminder: Never adopt a lifestyle that depends on other people's money
Retweet of status by @BrendaSA17
06 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just a friendly reminder: Never adopt a lifestyle that depends on other people's moneyπ
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Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
@kamba__gurl You need to cheat to win
01 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @kamba__gurl You need to cheat to winπ₯΄
Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
09 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I think one thing a lot of people really underestimate about men is their observation skills. These people miss NOTHING. π
Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
01 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Being an adult is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people how tired you are and they tell you how tired they are. π€·π½
Mekatilili Wa Nzenza
@MKiambati
' niko poa, kung'ang'ana tu ' Should be added to the national anthem.
Retweet of status by @Magic2Girl
24 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ' niko poa, kung'ang'ana tu ' Should be added to the national anthem. π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ