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@Maaeexo
Hahahaha tonight was pure comedy! I l love @melaniechristal. She's my widdit biittttccchhh, for sure.
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Maaeexo
@Maaeexo
My professor over here talking about sex and said,"You gotta get it up to get it in." lmfao
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Maaeexo
@Maaeexo
Ew, I hate getting called my real name. I go for just Mae for a reason! Lol
Maaeexo
@Maaeexo
My history professor just ran out the classroom and as she was running out, she let one rip!
Maaeexo
@Maaeexo
@cl0vely pffffttttt!
Maaeexo
@Maaeexo
"Nowadays, women don't like short men. I used to tell them females, it don't matta when we layin' in bed." - my 75 year old professor
Maaeexo
@Maaeexo
SORRY Jo!! I'll make it up to you any way possible!RT @j0cruz: My girls let me down tonight....
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
