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TheSilverLining
@MadDogLane1984
@Maladroithe It gets worse pic.twitter.com/FIqMTGRCfY
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TheSilverLining
@MadDogLane1984
The days are long, but the years are short. Note to self.
Retweet of status by @kellywellread
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TheSilverLining
@MadDogLane1984
@ADHDeanASL Yeah, I just watched that. My chicken has hit me harder than that. Fucking roosters
Mad Dog Lane
@MadDogLane1984
@MomOf2Happas TO THE DMS!
Mad Dog Lane
@MadDogLane1984
Todd
@MadDogLane1984
me: *hides under the bed*
intruder:
me:
intruder:
me:
intruder: west virginia...
me: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAA
intruder:
me:
intruder:
me:
intruder: west virginia...
me: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAA
Retweet of status by @notnotscotty
Tango Oscar Delta Delta
@MadDogLane1984
@Sir_Meh_The_1st I understand that. Nice tie...bet it would be nicer in my hand.
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Tango Oscar Delta Delta
@MadDogLane1984
Oh joy. Some bright spark has managed to forward every email theyβve sent over the past several months to the shared office inbox.
Retweet of status by @Caffienekitty
Tango Oscar Delta Delta
@MadDogLane1984
Everyone has a coworker who naps in the parking lot.
Itβs me. I nap in the parking lot.
Itβs me. I nap in the parking lot.
Iβm optimistically depressed
@MadDogLane1984
Pros and cons of being single:
Pro Con
I can do whatever the fuck I want
Pro Con
I can do whatever the fuck I want
Retweet of status by @LittleMissAngr1
Todd π³οΈβπ
@MadDogLane1984
JOKE WORKSHOP
Got a joke in your head and canβt figure out how to get it right? Letβs workshop it right here inβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Got a joke in your head and canβt figure out how to get it right? Letβs workshop it right here inβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @ADHDeanASL
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
