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Maddie.
@MaddieKissMyAss
@jillmanzo30 forever my Jilly Bean
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Maddie.
@MaddieKissMyAss
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Maddie.
@MaddieKissMyAss
A guy at work asked me how I get my lipstick so perfect bc he does his wife's makeup who has Alzheimer's and can always use advice
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Maddie.
@MaddieKissMyAss
All these people supporting Trump wanting to build the wall, but still want to celebrate Cinco De Mayo?
Maddie.
@MaddieKissMyAss
When you don't have anyone to vent to because the one person you trusted stabbed you in the back
Maddie.
@MaddieKissMyAss
Watching a series on Netflix with the person you're dating is super cool until you want to watch it while they're working
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Maddie.
@MaddieKissMyAss
Joe and Eric won't sing with me
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Maddie.
@MaddieKissMyAss
Looking for jobs in Kansas makes me feel like a traitor
Maddison.
@MaddieKissMyAss
When @shitkevbotsays tries to compete with my sass and throws his neck out instead
Maddison.
@MaddieKissMyAss
When you have the best uncle on the planet pic.twitter.com/nedJb8spZ6
Maddison.
@MaddieKissMyAss
I have the honor of having the beautiful @MaddieKissMyAss be my formal date
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
