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Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
Does anyone else whisper "fuck" to themselves like 38 times during a workout, or is that just me??
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Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
Idk exactly what the future holds for me but I do know it will never involve a mini van with a stick figure family stuck to the rear
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Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
Can't breath. pic.twitter.com/VXjUrE9hMh
Retweet of status by @StevStiffler
Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
Just read a story about someone's pet snake getting stuck in her ear gauge That's gonna be a big no from me
Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
"Are you perioding?" I think the correct term is menstruating but nice try Mitch
Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
Someone explain how I'm with this perfect human being Happy 21st @Maddiemeier9 pic.twitter.com/uJgouCQxQP
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Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
@Chelbell7 thanks for being the best ochem tutor around pic.twitter.com/83BBi8pe8p
Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
I'm gonna personally poison the hot tub at my apartment so no one can go in it and I can finally get some damn sleep
Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
It's fine, I wanted to stay in and study for my ochem exam instead of go out with my friends anyway
Maddie Meier
@Maddiemeier9
Perks of nannying for crossfit owners: you get all the mom's lulu workout clothes when they don't fit her anymore
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
