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actual conversation:
me: “why, seriously why did you marry me neil gaiman?”
@neilhimself: “fucked if i know, gorgeous.”
me:
me: “why, seriously why did you marry me neil gaiman?”
@neilhimself: “fucked if i know, gorgeous.”
me:
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Christmas is not always easy for everyone, some helpful contacts if needed pic.twitter.com/1ou4xIuzna
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Me: Whisky please.
Bartender: straight?
Me: No, gay actually.
Bartender: Err, I mean, like, neat.
Me: I know right?
Bartender: straight?
Me: No, gay actually.
Bartender: Err, I mean, like, neat.
Me: I know right?
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Why are webs now showing me ads that promote trips to Poland?
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@MadqueenShow
Appreciate your waiters, they bring happiness to your life: food and alcohol.
My love to all waiters
My love to all waiters
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@KalOfTheRathi Then it's sooner than I thought I call this time "morning" as well...
...but wait! There's more!
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“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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