Majorstrokeratl (MajorStrokerAtl) - Tweets on iEmoji.com

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Majorstrokeratl @MajorStrokerAtl

Made a bit of a mess with myself since none of u sea horses would help me. . But who gone help me clean up? pic.twitter.com/ZG4cTKi26j

Majorstrokeratl @MajorStrokerAtl

Who having a naked Super Bowl party? I’ll bring some meat!

Me @MajorStrokerAtl

Why come it’s easier to find BUSSY than a stroke buddy Let’s do better in the 20 and 23.

Me @MajorStrokerAtl

Who tf in Atl for NYE???

Me @MajorStrokerAtl

This is definitely a “let’s get a group of bators together and stroke and edge outside and skeet on somebody’s face” kinda day.

Me @MajorStrokerAtl

Waiting on my oil change. Im bored. And have on short shorts. pic.twitter.com/yYuWqaXOdt

Me @MajorStrokerAtl

Y’all play too much. I said when I hit 10k I was gonna post a fuck vid and y’all sent y’all friends and family to follow me.

Me @MajorStrokerAtl

Sigh. I think I want a son. But I’m getting old. And kids cost. A lot. Maybe I’m just hungry.

Me @MajorStrokerAtl

In my adulthood I’m realizing that if I’m not horny, it ain’t happening.

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Me @MajorStrokerAtl

@mrlenyx He so pretty

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Me @MajorStrokerAtl

@Mr237 Correct. With their barely literate asses

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*