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David
@Mak0rz
Hey @CBC you were so furiously busy excusing racism (because Alberta?) that you forgot to report that THE ROYAL CAβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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David
@Mak0rz
While the salad guy was chopping my salad I accidentally whispered "yeh, fuck up that salad" a little too loud & he stopped to stare at me
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David
@Mak0rz
Just to be clear, sunglasses are NOT suitable eye protection for the #eclipse. DO NOT LOOK AT THE SUN THROUGH SUNGLASSES!
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David
@Mak0rz
So today I was talking about evolution being amazing and literally every animal being awesome and I'm told the dung beetle isn't. Thread
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David
@Mak0rz
How Mom shows :
pouch hug
mouth rides
group piggyback
forego food for years
use nannies
feed kid own
vomit
οΈsuicide
nothing
pouch hug
mouth rides
group piggyback
forego food for years
use nannies
feed kid own
vomit
οΈsuicide
nothing
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David
@Mak0rz
Canadians lead world in smiling poop emoji use: report ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/canadβ¦
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David
@Mak0rz
Halictus ligatus/poeyi (sweat #bee) #njwildlife pic.twitter.com/ezpgi19auG
David
@Mak0rz
: "When we get home, how about we do some... overtime?"
: "Heh. Sorry." *rides jet ski into sunset*
: "Heh. Sorry." *rides jet ski into sunset*
David
@Mak0rz
@VanishingAge yeah
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
