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Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
Tomorrow should be a fun ass night if I don’t get busted
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Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
“A friend the other day said that marijuana is safer than water”
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Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
I just sent a picture to Olivia of my parking job and told her to call me mater. She thought I meant later and she just called me
Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
Why did the smelliest man have to sit by me at the library
Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
@MakenaSlay @tanicortez9 Let’s be real that was all of us at CMF “hey have you seen my...”
Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
An ex is an ex for a reason and everyone is gunna move on and be happy with someone else so move on and find your person to be happy with
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Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
@ everyone tweeting about how "real Oregonians don't use umbrellas or rain jackets" bitch, real Oregonians do whatever the fuck they want
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Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
maternity shoot went great yesterday, just want my lil man here already #38weeks #octoberbaby pic.twitter.com/h2ppf1ZSUw
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Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
The haunted corn maze in Corvallis opens this weekend pic.twitter.com/dLkVdcisie
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Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
fuck everyone and their national boyfriend day posts. ive had a shity day & I hope you all choke on your bfs dicks
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Makena Nicole♡
@MakenaSlay
i've gotten to the point where i don't even correct people when they pronounce my name wrong anymore....
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
