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Mallorie S
@MalShawe
Times like these make me especially grateful to have people in my life who just pop in to let you know they're thinking of you
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Mallorie S
@MalShawe
@JenDoyle4 we may have lost power but we will never lose greatness
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Mallorie S
@MalShawe
Mallorie S
@MalShawe
Wait ...so the presidents own daughter is Jewish...yet he still can't bring himself to publicly condemn Nazis...
Mallorie S
@MalShawe
I have work in an hour and I have yet to leave my bed today
Mallorie S
@MalShawe
When @MalShawe and I get drunk, we buy Kylie cosmetics..
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Mallorie S
@MalShawe
Had a smoothie for breakfast, made some protein bites for a snack, and then ruined all that by eating an entire bag for Fritos for lunch...
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Mallorie S
@MalShawe
Ricardo the nice man from Fedex just called me to let me know that he'll be signing for me and leaving my box of wine on the patio
Mallorie S
@MalShawe
Sometimes i wonder if some people were raised by monkeys
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Mallorie S
@MalShawe
Mallorie S
@MalShawe
How are you going to respect the people of this country if you can't even respect your opponents.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
