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Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
Kaitlynn was wearing my weighted blanket last night trying to bring a plate of fried rice downstairs and slipped and shattered it all
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Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
If u like hottubs and dogs hmu
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Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
They are not pleased lol pic.twitter.com/oDiOrIE43r
Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
if u delete them before u read them they never happened twitter.com/_katelynnelainβ¦
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Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
Watching the uber driver get lost with my food is stressful
Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
I need to stop shouting at strangers I just told a biker he was doing great and he flipped me off lol sry for the encouragement
Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
@killerkend @MalloryBarton Literally mal
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Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
I asked my mom why she needed 2 suitcase for a 3 day trip..."I'm going to f*** Utah", as she reveals the second bag is just for wine
Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
Last night a guy told the bartender to put my drinks on his tab, he wasn't happy when I subsequently ordered 6 shots of tequila
Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
My life would be so much easier if my dog didn't want to eat all my friends dogs
Mallory Barton
@MalloryBarton
@killerkend also if they're not there I have copies of all!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
