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It could also be because I'm carrying a water bottle of rosΓ©
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Hot take of queso pic.twitter.com/0k3satLGal
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To attempt to get a ticket to Phish tonight or to stay in and eat leftovers?
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Someday I'll get skinny again
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A dream is a wish your heart makes. When you're fast asleep.
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We go together like wine and online shopping
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Wine because Tuesday
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One of the best things I've ever seen to this day was when Prince kicked Kim Kardashian off his stage
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Every single month, the day before I get my period, boyfriend squeezes my boobs and says, "Damn you ARE getting your period!"
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Stocked up on halibut, shrimp, scallops, steamers, clams casino. Ready for Good Friday
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All this green glitter makes it look like a leprechaun came on my face and chest
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
