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mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
If I keep looking at dogs to adopt online, Iβm gonna βaccidentallyβ get one.
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mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
When someone takes the cubby at work that you've had since day 1. it apparently applies to the real world and not just college classrooms
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mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
@KingShazzy13 You can't come visit anymore. Taylor swift is not allowed anywhere near me.
mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
I just went to restaurant that brought sushi out on a conveyor belt and I've never been more happy to be living in Texas.
mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
exactly one year ago I was on a plane to Ireland and now I'm sitting on a couch babysitting for 12 hours/day
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mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
Im crying watching this pic.twitter.com/GzQzAAdmze
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mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
@emilyjean1895 ya but I'll bet you kick ass at work!
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mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
Hunter has horses and he's never taken me to see them.
mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
Roommates went to the gym at 6:30 for a cycling class that ended up being cancelled.
mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
I need 10 of them vine.co/v/itl6BWu7wdZ
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mariah monkman
@MariahMonkman
I hope @MComise06 signing Cierra up for Christian mingle isn't a joke
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
