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Mario
@Mariob333
Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.
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Mario
@Mariob333
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the street?
it got stuck in a crack
it got stuck in a crack
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Mario
@Mariob333
The only people you should try to get even with are those that have helped you.
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Mario
@Mariob333
Sometimes I get in these weird moods where literally EVERYTHING is annoying as hell to me & I realize it but don't really give a shit
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Mario
@Mariob333
3 beef ribs and coleslaw are my new addiction
Mario
@Mariob333
Im dead in ashes pic.twitter.com/snhx9yUmjw
Mario
@Mariob333
I tap through people's stories to make it seem like I care
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Mario
@Mariob333
I hate when I tweet without proofreading and realize hours later that I made a typo. Even I think I sounded like an uneducated dumbass
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Mario
@Mariob333
@realDonaldTrump yawn, white supremacy at its finest
Mario
@Mariob333
@JonnyDrubel working cuz they don't pay my bills
Mario
@Mariob333
There is a 30%chance that it's already raining
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
