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MARiSA
@Marisahh_Rose
Notary: dang, what did home boy do to get kicked off your car title?
Me: he decided blondes were more fun
Me: he decided blondes were more fun
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M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
@Zachycakes WHEN YOUR HEART HAS EXPIRED
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M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
In the future, hovercars are obviously the replacement for cars. Would jetpacks then be the equivalent of motorcycles
M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was everything and more
M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
I love spending time with my parents. I'm glad that I realize so early in life how important family is
M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
Today I was told by a gym that I was "too fat" to be a trainer there
Their loss
Their loss
M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
I'm going to miss the mountains most when I move
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M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
Me and @Zeebahhh_D just sort of became friends one day and it makes me so happy
M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
Dad filled my gas tank today for taking him to his doctor appointment God bless that man
M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
living with @morgan_jessee is the best, we're always in bed by 10:30, humus is always in stock and wearing pizza shorts is acceptable
M a r i s a
@Marisahh_Rose
@Zeebahhh_D oh I was super serious too, used my retail floor voice and everything, I gave it 100%
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
