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Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
Cons of being the baby cousin: @lillyanderson80 and @angelamarino_ both gave me a wedgie at the bar
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Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
I have a serious obsession with Khalid
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Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
Average person: vsco's cute thing bf texts to them
Me: vsco's cute things @RandazzoRenee texts me..... #bffprobz
Me: vsco's cute things @RandazzoRenee texts me..... #bffprobz
Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
Kinda upset I'm not gonna be participating in march madness.. then I remember, I'm going on a cruise tomorrow I'll be drunk all week
Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
Accidentally ashed a cigarette on a girls arm in the elevator.. gotta say. She hates me now
Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
Other people's idea of a snack: little bag of chips, few carrotts?
My idea of a snack: an ENTIRE block of cheese.
My idea of a snack: an ENTIRE block of cheese.
Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
Feel so blessed everyday because my best friend @Marissaalanee_ is the most talented hair dresser
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Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
You know you have the best boyfriend ever when he leaves work to get you sclafanis
Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
Can't help but laugh at people who only want to be your friend when their not talking to their other friend.
Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
always wearing black just to remind you that I'm always ready for your funeral
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Marissa Lane
@Marissaalanee_
Legit can't wait to get a pedi after work #blessup
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
