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Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
My brain just took a vote of no confidence against me
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Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
Didn’t do a big sentimental review post about the past year and now I don’t exist
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Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
Can’t wait to see what the universe will provide for me to sigh about and frown at disapprovingly today
Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
Love to live in a world where half the men believe robots can be human but women can’t
Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
Starting my own slush fund but instead of nefarious bad guy dealings I’m just gonna use it to buy delicious frozen treats
Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
My heart is big enough to feel bad for someone AND dislike them at the same time
Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
Fine people on both sides. The finest, really.
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Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
Gonna record an experimental album that’s just the overwhelming sound of the cognitive dissonance that now permeates everything
Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
@kashanacauley Omg that photo is fucking terrifying
Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
Be comforted in knowing that despite the world's ever-hastening march toward total destruction my butt remains buoyant and perfect
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Mariya Alexander
@MariyaAlexander
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
