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MC
@MartianFromMars
I already hate voice tweets for the same reason I hate audiobooks
Iβm not about to listen to you talk for 30 secβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Iβm not about to listen to you talk for 30 secβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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MC
@MartianFromMars
Fred Hammond, the wholeeee of βCommissionedβ really
Retweet of status by @amahleluxe_
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MC
@MartianFromMars
Kalorie Karbdashian .....I donβt know why but that shit is a hilarious drag name!
MC
@MartianFromMars
DO NOT PROPOSE IF YOU ARENβT READY. If he had any doubt at all, then he shouldnβt have told her that he was reaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @jasrenee6
MC
@MartianFromMars
For the millionth time: you have no excuse to not be ready if she took two hours to get ready. Like, none. twitter.com/beardgangbeezyβ¦
Retweet of status by @AlliCatWilliams
MC
@MartianFromMars
This is the Haiti the media will not show you. pic.twitter.com/mqpReZeR2n
Retweet of status by @thingswidpost
MC
@MartianFromMars
Me in 2040 embarrassing the shit out my kids pic.twitter.com/kDwPnXA4PL
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@MartianFromMars
How she thinks she looks Vs. How I think she looks pic.twitter.com/fevBewsnY7
Retweet of status by @Urban_Island_
MC
@MartianFromMars
RT @Sharvesini: Gordon Ramsay with kids VS with adults. I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THIS pic.twitter.com/X4OjiaNjqg
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MC
@MartianFromMars
Relationships stressful. One person can make you the happiest person in the world and piss you off more than anyone all in 5 minutes
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MC
@MartianFromMars
"Asahd send me this video" twitter.com/caanniiball/stβ¦
Retweet of status by @somalii_pirate
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
