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Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
There's a freaking sloth ref #PuppyBowl pic.twitter.com/v8WqLImXMK
Retweet of status by @ryanforgue
04 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There's a freaking sloth ref πππ #PuppyBowl https://t.co/v8WqLImXMK
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Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
In 2018, the cost of Brianβs and my health insurance is higher than our mortgage payment. Good times.
11 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In 2018, the cost of Brianβs and my health insurance is higher than our mortgage payment. Good times. π
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Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
Yβall, @Mary_KKelly is a genius! Our wedding signage is ! Sheβs so talented!!
08 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yβall, @Mary_KKelly is a genius! Our wedding signage is ππππ! Sheβs so talented!!
Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
Ask me how many times Iβve watched Beauty & the Beast on Netflix today....3...THREE times! Thatβs how many.
26 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ask me how many times Iβve watched Beauty & the Beast on Netflix today....3...THREE times! Thatβs how many. ππΉπ
Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
If any1 saw my planner they'd be concerned--I list Save-The-Date as STD. "Homecoming STD" "Family Weekend STD" I need a new abbreviation
19 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If any1 saw my planner they'd be concerned--I list Save-The-Date as STD. "Homecoming STD" "Family Weekend STD" I need a new abbreviation π³ππ
Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
I just told the pharmacist I lived at the @HighPointU zip code... #27268
22 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just told the pharmacist I lived at the @HighPointU zip code... ππ #27268
Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
My SLEEPING fiancΓ© just said..."I sure could go for some cinnamon rolls right now" @CrowderBrian I love him so much it's stupid hahah
15 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My SLEEPING fiancΓ© just said..."I sure could go for some cinnamon rolls right now" @CrowderBrian π I love him so much it's stupid hahah β€οΈβ€οΈ
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Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
My nurse just asked me if I went to the Trump rally last night...she clearly doesn't know me
15 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My nurse just asked me if I went to the Trump rally last night...she clearly doesn't know me ππ
Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
07 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Stop trying to make Buick happen. #sofetch #sobuick π
Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
Olivia stop trying to make fetch happen #TheBachelor
Retweet of status by @ZachBoychuk
01 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Olivia stop trying to make fetch happenπΉ #TheBachelor π―
Mary Kelly
@Mary_KKelly
Only one minute away from being the only undefeated team @Panthers #KeepPounding
29 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Only one minute away from being the only undefeated team @Panthers ππ #KeepPounding
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ