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Rex Masters
@MastersRex
I must admit Iβve actually done this before pic.twitter.com/A4yBiNeFBk
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Rex Masters
@MastersRex
So I was in a CafΓ© happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police...
Said I was Dunkin' disorderly.
Said I was Dunkin' disorderly.
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Rex Masters
@MastersRex
Mind blown pic.twitter.com/oZf59QUjRn
Rex Masters
@MastersRex
Commission for my patron οΈMetalman25. Thank you so much for commissioning me!
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Rex Masters
@MastersRex
Why does a can of baked beans have a βBest Before Dateβ ?
I can tell you itβs definitely not the best thing to have before a date.
I can tell you itβs definitely not the best thing to have before a date.
Rex Masters
@MastersRex
Was caught in the elevator with 12 mall Santaβs.
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I developed Claus tra phobia.
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I developed Claus tra phobia.
Rex Masters
@MastersRex
So me ! pic.twitter.com/JzYNsvsFBb
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Rex Masters
@MastersRex
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take their little brooms away.
Take their little brooms away.
Rex Masters
@MastersRex
Nice happy fox cereal pic.twitter.com/LvuSLg1d0P
Rex Masters
@MastersRex
My coffee thermos. pic.twitter.com/NGNb9KFxqY
Rex Masters
@MastersRex
Thatβs about right anymore pic.twitter.com/UOnF5npgVj
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
