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@Matt4TheHungry
"you don't have to worry because you're talking to 8 different guys "
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Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
@jimmyeppley I'm getting on soon my Taylor is watching Misery and won't go away
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Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
@PhattiLabelle Girl be quiet with this alternative, exaggerative fact. The AVERAGE lifespan is 30-50 yrs, maximum being 70-80.
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Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
Dude wtf Alex had her prom yesterday, and Ava had her 8th grade formal. My wittle sisters are all grown up pic.twitter.com/hEJIFRnbEX
Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
@LaurynTaylour @e_shock15 IT WONT BE 20 YEARS!!!!
Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
The pictures of me and Steven @ St. Mary's
Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
@carlyraejepsen you ain't slick pic.twitter.com/853pdPsdwc
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Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
U can learn a lot about someone by peeping their liked tweets
Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
Congratulations to UMD mocker, Parmida Enkeshafi, for getting both witness and attorney awards this weekend! โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/7โฆ
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Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
Professor: *hands me exam sheet*
Me: "No weapons formed against me shall prosper "
Me: "No weapons formed against me shall prosper "
Matthew
@Matt4TheHungry
Hold up is that a rat? BRUH pic.twitter.com/KdckC6K1jj
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
