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Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
My new favourite saying when I don't wanna do something is "Nah mate, I'd rather shit and stamp in it"
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Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
So I got woke up by a text at 8am from my mate. "What did JayZ call his GF before they were married?" - FeyoncΓ© I got woke up, for that.
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EXT back faster bitch,
i'm tryna love u.
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Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
When it's more lit in the toilet than the actual bar... pic.twitter.com/hTiJK8UyTx
Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
EXT back faster bitch,
i'm tryna love u.
Retweet of status by @BradMattinson_
Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
Lookin like I'm about to drop the biggest album of 2017. Straight out the bath like pic.twitter.com/j3smWIDxdJ
Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
Omg! I just got cramp in my hand while I was brushing my teeth. Never felt pain like it thought my thumb was gonna fall off
Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
This filter is good when you just wake up... It covers up the bags under my eyes pic.twitter.com/S4CuyJuLy1
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Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
I've found my soulmate. The little note is everything pic.twitter.com/z8nNSEUXHS
Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
I'm going to New York!!!! Fuckin buzzin
Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
So much fun @justinbieber pic.twitter.com/S8v6gb3LTW
Retweet of status by @TanyaBurr
Matt Jr
@Matt_JR18
I'm the type of friend to ask - "Have you eaten?" Just cuz I want someone to come McDonalds with me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
