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Matthew Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
season 3 of The Mary Tyler Moore Show and they’ve started doing episodes referencing premarital sex. I’m gonna be sick
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Matt Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
Friday “Lee Zeldin For Governor” Vibes! Let’s do this! 4 Days to Go! pic.twitter.com/Dc5b6URNco
Retweet of status by @leezeldin
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Matt “got run over by a” Ferrari & hes a ghost!
@MatthewFerrari
imagine getting your dick sucked by the Phillie Phanatic
Matthew Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
@DrWatashi no I was too shy
Matthew Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
when he has the jawline of a Bob’s Burgers character
Matthew Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
@WindCutsThruU I think it’s sweet
Matthew Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
This week’s checklist:
Family time.
Train 6 days.
Get 8 hours of sleep each night
Close 2 deals.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Family time.
Train 6 days.
Get 8 hours of sleep each night
Close 2 deals.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Matt Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
@WendellPierce you are a bad person
Matt Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
joe biden can’t form a sentence and people are going to notice twitter.com/doughenwood/st…
Retweet of status by @youngestwoman
Matthew Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
The dialogue in this scene was horrible but she has a very pretty smile pic.twitter.com/g8MSW4Bj9X
Matt Ferrari
@MatthewFerrari
very disturbed to learn the emoji is the “call me hand”, not the shaka sign
Retweet of status by @aniceburrito
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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