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YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Her : babe don't mind my posts
Her posts: someone's son thinks we're dating LOL
Her posts: someone's son thinks we're dating LOL
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YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Ladies, please work hard and look good because there's a big difference between "meet my lovely wife" and "meet mai vaChipo"
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YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Hits blunt .......Do regular dogs see police dogs and say "shit here come the cops"
YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
In Africa no matter how beautiful your wedding was it still won't make sense to those who didn't eat pic.twitter.com/PwB6xjv5Ss
YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Official sign that the kitchen is now closed for the night pic.twitter.com/tUrNmz4vbz
YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Guys with no beards deserve pink underwears
YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Where is it written "shake before use" Zimbabweans will never use a box of matches without shaking it first pic.twitter.com/jnxqzANfOj
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YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
"Hamba uyethatha izicathulo zakho ngikumelele", this statement is where our trust issues as African children started from
YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Zim bread price moved from $0.90 to $90 over a 2 year period, God who did we offend
YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Hanzi even your phone can't believe you're in a relationship now... You type "honey" it autocorrects to "hondo"
Retweet of status by @JustMacia
YoungBlood
@MayibongweBongo
Went to bae's house to have sex with her , boom the sheets are written Parirenyatwa hospital
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
